by yejan February 10, 2020
When you are typing something online, when you type something about something that was or is illegal, you follow it up by saying "jk feds". Since everyone knows the feds moniter everything on the net, you can cover your ass by "jk feds" when you say something illegal.
"I just sold that cat an 8-ball of bolivian flake....jk feds"
You cover your ass by telling the feds your joking, but really your not.
"I just sold that cat an 8-ball of bolivian flake....jk feds"
You cover your ass by telling the feds your joking, but really your not.
by The insider you know September 19, 2011
An expression used to bluff taking back a negative or sarcastic remark by starting to say jk but adding lmnop on at the last minute so that u r only reciting the alphabet.
by CobyColieCole May 15, 2009
The crew that rolls hard, although people underestimate them due to the fact that they are called Jk (as in Just Kidding).
Person 1: Jon and Kelly are going to get the crew together because they are bad-ass.
Person 2: They arent a real crew they are Just Kidding
Person 1: That is what you think. Just wait until the Jk Crew rolls up.
Person 2: They arent a real crew they are Just Kidding
Person 1: That is what you think. Just wait until the Jk Crew rolls up.
by Hopdizzle KelKel March 25, 2010
by Jesse J.,., June 20, 2008
The act of writing "jk" after saying something borderline risky to someone else online, to ensure the preservation of your reputation.
Guy 1: "I totally had to throw in a safety jk when talking to Jen the other day."
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
Guy 2: "Really, let me see the convo!"
Guy 1: "Hey Jen, wanna go out tonight? I've been wantin to see them titties for a while now! Jk
by i.foster.friedman May 25, 2009
6th graders in harrah is jk fucker
by zaddyfrom6thgradeharrah November 10, 2022