jk...lmnop

An expression used to bluff taking back a negative or sarcastic remark by starting to say jk but adding lmnop on at the last minute so that u r only reciting the alphabet.

BF: I think we should break up
GF: What???
BF: Jk...lmnop
GF:U jerk!

by CobyColieCole May 14, 2009

jklmnop-ing

An exaggerated version of jk-ing, sometimes followed by "in my pants."

Laura: Do you have any news?
Stacey: No... oh wait, I'm pregnant.
Laura: What??
Stacey: Jklmnop-ing!

by lala3000 January 25, 2011