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jersey shore stand

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a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
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A Jersey Shore Drinking Game in which the participants take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically.
Bryan: "I issue you a Jersey Shore Challenge!"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"

Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"
by Jew-boi May 6, 2012
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Jersey shore fist pump

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Means to beat a beat if your dancing in a night club jamming basically
In a night club dancing means jersey shore fist pump when you pumping to the beat in the club
by BaddestQueen018 August 3, 2017
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Jersey Shore Snow Cone

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(v) : When a male surprises a female sexual partner by having an ice cube in his mouth while giving oral sex
Bro, I blindfolded my girl and jersey shore snow coned last night! She screamed!
by Lick my rose November 11, 2019
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Jersey Shore Rule

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In reference to the rule the Jersey Shote cast came up with when Mike hit on a “tranny”

“If you have to ask, if there is even a question, assume it’s a guy”
“Damn that girl is hot I’m gonna go talk to her”

I don’t know, I mean look at her hands and that Adam’s apple. Might be trans and if you’re into that go ahead but if not remember the Jersey Shore Rule”
by Jumbalaya Eater April 27, 2022
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the jersey shore

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A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.
by kidlou January 2, 2011
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MTV Jersey Shore

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Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:

"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"

MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:

"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."

JOHN:

"Me neither."

MIKE:

"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."

JOHN:

"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
by Mr. Ferrari January 27, 2010
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