Jerkin In The Rain

an expression used to show how happy someone is after jerking off (Came from the Expression danceing in the rain)

Man yesterday I was so bored I decided to jerk off!! It was so nice, I was jerkin in the rain :D

by DLoDo June 7, 2011

jerkin' the gierkin'

slang for rotc kids a.k.a pickles you are embarrassing and/or making fun of

or referring to masturbation

kristi:man that R.O.(short for rotc) kid is so lame

brittany:yeah poor guy,i bet he never gets laid

kristi:so that's why he's always jerkin' the gierkin'

by Sweet Black Ass July 29, 2011

jerkin the yerkin

To masturbate or spank the money.

I went to juan's house after school and caught him jerkin the yerkin

by DMH79 March 21, 2005

Jerkin' Jacks

A more healthful alternative to standard male masturbation, which is is performed in the decidely lazy position of sitting down.

A jerkin' jack is simply a standard jumping jack with the exception of one hand being devoted to masturbating.

5 minutes of jerkin' jacks burns approximately 1300 calories

Kent: What do you do to put off the weight, joe?
Chris: And jerkin' off doesnt count
joe: it does too, i do Jerkin' Jacks.

by Man Balls May 2, 2007

Emo Jerkin'

Style of music that is made by "jerkin''' artists, but is very much like R & B and in touch with feelings. Anytime there is 1) a beat from someone who also makes jerkin' beats and 2) the artist sounds more like he's singing than rapping, then it is emo jerkin'. It is sometimes hard to actually jerk(traditional fast pace moves) to emo jerkin' music, but it definitely makes you nod your head and move somehow or someway.

Mike Almighty's music is emo jerkin', but it slaps ridiculously.

"Tie Me Down" is so emo jerkin'.

by Tycutsit May 28, 2010

Jerkin' the Gherkin

Masturbation, typically involving a masturbator with a particularly small penis.

"Dude was jerkin' the gherkin to a picture of Hillary Clinton when I walked in, swear to God."

by nihilistslacker January 2, 2017

jerkin my gerkin

To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.

I was jerkin my gerkin before the boss walked into my office.

by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008