Brian Jensen

The definition of the most amzing guy ever. The guy who makes you smile constantly, and who will always make you feel important. The guy that always tells you how good you look and how beautiful you are. The person that knows when something is wrong and does everything in his power to make you feel better. The one who is all ears when you have something to talk about or tell him.

The best:)

You're so sweet, Just like a Brian Jensen

by cellis14 April 5, 2010

THE JENSEN

likes girls with very big nipples

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

sean jensen

Basically a demon born from the explosion of the nuke in Hiroshima
Probably will destroy the world
Chuck Norris wears pajamas with his face on them

The last time someone got close to sean jensen, the were never heard from again.

by BILLYTHEBISON October 27, 2017

Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.

Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

Maynard Jensen

The only person who loves the cock more than Anna Nicole Smith.

Wow, Maynard Jensen would give Anna Nicole a run for her money.

by blueskiesblueeyes April 3, 2009

Bill Jensen

a fat ducking christian that is against “ sinners “ how in his spare time likes to suck mega cock

guy 1:

woah! that’s a bill jensen.

guy 2:
he must like that good dick and screaming 🙈

by hahahahahafuckinggayfuck August 17, 2020

The Jensen Effect

A br0tal effect on yourself where you turn to drink, flatcaps, homosexual songs & dancing like a tard.
Another part of the effect is sitting up the back seat in the cinema and having nothing but banter & taking the pish out of the movie your watching.

I had the jensen effect last night, i woke with a hangover and im still laughing at Ginger Goats.

by evamilroy. November 29, 2007