Jeff

Noun: A guy who seems really amazing at first, but actually he is just a mean bitter dude who is mean to your kids and then dumps you via ghosting after 2 1/2 years. Pretty much the epitome of dickheadedness due to stunted emotional development and lack of empathy.

Verb: Ultimate dick move

" He Jeffed up"; " He pulled a Jeff"; " Lets Jeff some shit up!"

by FuzzyButthair March 4, 2019

Jeff

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by jdokvdeyhvdryj February 28, 2019

Jeff

A person that is a person and likes food

Jeff is amazing.

by fufgkiykgulolouo October 28, 2017

Jeff

Jeffing is when you fall on the floor and crawl around when you are drunk.

Dude, Jessica was totally Jeffing last night at Josh's house.

by Charlie Yayo July 2, 2008

Jeff

A particularly stinky gaseous emission, deadly if inhaled for my the a second or two.

Did someone fart?. OMG, it's a JEFF!

by Not your wife December 14, 2010

Jeff

A term used to describe a complete loser. A "Jeff" could be someone who wears cheap or tacky clothes, someone who is socially awkward, a loner, or just a complete asshole. Jeff can also be interpreted as a more specific version of krog.

hey check out that jeff over there with the roller-backpack and Obama t-shirt

by jfizzle4 October 25, 2010

Jeff

That bloke u talk to on this

#jeffsalegend #yupjeff

by Fathead98 April 29, 2019