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Moment of Inertia

When studying horses, it is important to consider the following formula F=mC^2 which is to be considered a race horse and/or racist horse. The true inertia appears, when considering the hyperplexia of violin strings.
Trump has a huge moment of inertia.
Grab her right by the inertia!
by Donald-Trumpgtyd6rs67tægiyhb February 28, 2017
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Full Body Insertion

When a man inserts his entire body into the vagina of a very large, used woman.
"I met this big ass hookee last night. I payed $100 for a full body insertion."
by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018
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Insertation

Insertation the word retards use when they dont know the word insertion
The guy doesnt know the word insertion so he says insertation
by Perkasination July 10, 2019
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insertion point

A word often used by Mrs. Bean, commonly refering the point in between her legs.
Now class, observe as this man sticks his joy-stick into my insertion point.
by Raphael. November 27, 2006
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Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.
Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.
by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013
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premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
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