Innocent

There's no such thing as an innocent adult, even though the media often uses the term innocent civilians, or innocent lives.

Every adult has done something wrong at least once in their life, even those who died in a shooting or a plane crash. Stolen candy, told a lie, killed a bug that didn't really have to die, something. They were not entirely innocent before they got shot, or before they got on the plane that crashed. Thanks to the media, people often mistake people who did something considered a heroic act saints or heroes, like the person had never done anything cowardly or devious a few times in life, or even most of their lives other than the one heroic act.

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2019

innocent booty pic

When a girl sends a pic of her ass but she's wearing underwear.

Girl/ (boy): *sends an innocent booty pic*

by Bad bitch 420 blaze it 69 March 29, 2016

shawshank innocent

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"

Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.

by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013

innocent child of god

Sexual girl but is very catholic who will die alone having sex.

A innocent child of God is somebody who will have sex and die right then and there. Also with a dildo in her ass hole

by Soccer_1268 August 1, 2018

Innocent

When committing crimes while black.

Did you see than innocent black man get shot during his robbery? We should do a go fund me for gasoline and matches.

by Lil munchkin June 14, 2020

Innocent thickie

Whilst indulging in group anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, three guys secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting thicker creamy mix of semen and faeces produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent thickie.

"Dood, we nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent thickie all over the sheets!"

by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Nobody is innocent

I hate it when people say there are innocent people. Nobody is innocent

Nobody is innocent. There is no such thing as innocent people.

by Evilous Dark Power December 7, 2020