Ya Yeet Injury

Where you play Modern Warfare with your friends then get a Charley Horse on the mic

Guy 1: YO HE'S ON THE RIGHT

Guy 2: I SEE HIM YA YEET *Charley Horse Occurs*

Guy 1: god fucking dammit he got a Ya Yeet Injury.

by CucciEater142 September 12, 2020

Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.

Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.

by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009

Adam's Injury

The act of injuring one's self while attempting to demonstrate how someone would get a spinal injury.

Doc: We've got another Adam's injury in the ER

Nurse: What a dick head

by Pseudo Paramedic June 13, 2017

knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

Wii Injury

An injury suffered usually by an older person who has hurt themselves by flailing their limbs and hitting objects while playing wii.

My brother hit the glass windows twice today and got a wii injury while playing Lego star wars.

by ohbrother April 22, 2009

Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.

"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.

by welusku May 14, 2024

injury waiting to happen

Injury waiting to happen

Sarel, who lives in Kathu Northern Cape, is an injury waiting to happen because of his funny way of walking. He and funny face

by Louwie May 4, 2024