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Get the Initials of people that will be together forever mug.an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?
guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.
guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.
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Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."
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Hym "Initial abstraction. But what you are doing is conflating my every vague consideration with an assertion and then claiming that I can't know whether or not the assertion I'm not making is true. Mainly because you don't like the assertion I am making that ARE true. Like your slut wife and or daughter not being too good to fuck me. Or that I'm both better than a retard better than you and you are all also retarded (and tautologically so). But my role was 'intial abstraction.' And REE-lon didn't do the initial abstracting because REE-lon CAN'T and couldn't and neither could anyone else. And, now that I've done it for you, you want to not give me the credit I deserve and pay me retroactively but it's also part of a broader trend of you not wanting to have to admit that YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD TO DO WHAT I SAID THERE AND AFTER I SAID IT INITIALLY YOU WERE BOTH DISMISSIVE ABOUT IT AND IMPOSED A TYPICAL VAPID SKEPTICISM ON WHAT I SAID UNTIL I WAS INEVITABLY PROVEN RIGHT BY TIME. That's my fucking role. You had better hope that fucking AI doesn't work as intended or my role is going to change overnight from 'Intial abstractor and inventor of the first working commercial model of AI' to 'Ultimate rapey dictator forever: better than everyone!' You fucking bums. My face hurts. My brain hurts."
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