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idiot's dozen

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.
He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.
by Rhym September 15, 2017
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idiot plot

In literary criticism, idiot plot refers to "a plot which is kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot,"otherwise "they'd immediately figure out everything and the movie would be over."It is a narrative where its conflict comes from characters not recognizing, or not being told, key information that would resolve the conflict, often because of plot contrivance. The only thing that prevents the conflict's resolution is the character's constant avoidance or obliviousness of it throughout the plot, even if it was already obvious to the viewer, so the characters are all "idiots" in that they are too obtuse to simply resolve the conflict immediately.

(Taken from Wikipedia... Credit them not me.)
Dude! You saw School Days? MAN! THE IDIOT PLOT WAS STRONG IN THAT SHOW.
by The One Idiot November 3, 2012
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Idioclimaxia

A medical condition in which a person has spent their tolerance of imbicels in a timespan best medicine is to take the day off
Q. Why weren't you at work yesterday

A. I was suffering from idioclimaxia
by King of gods May 10, 2015
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Idiocracy

A society that values and rewards people based solely on a lack of intelligence. Societies that reward the resulting behaviors become dysfunctional, violent, and the rule of law becomes even more arbitrary.
To be quite frank, the United States is a prime example of idiocracy in action.
by strawberryturd December 14, 2012
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idiolegacy

The software engineer was eventually fired, but his idiolegacy remained in the code for a long time
by Xryun April 25, 2016
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National Slap an Idiot Day

Slap someone who is an idiot on the 10th of November
You find an idiot.

You remember that National Slap an Idiot day is coming
The day comes
You see the idiot again
Slap!

Oh no! You slapped yourself
by Yasmin Abela November 5, 2019
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