Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

by Freddie.V February 09, 2005

The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device

The origin of "The shit hit the fan".

Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.

by Mouse October 01, 2004

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 31, 2017

Hydro Dipping

When you dip your toast in water

Ew, Alex isn’t even dipping his toast in his egg yolk. He’s hydro dipping.

by Msizzle18 February 04, 2020

hydro jetting

Pissing in someone's ass during or after anal sex.

Hey Bob, you want to try hydro jetting?

by Daybit May 18, 2024

Hydro-Leafed

When you slide on a wet leaf outside during the rain in flip flops....

Just slid on a leaf outside in the rainy backyard..I think I hydro-leafed at least 10 feet....I looked like a crazy version of Dorothy Hamill in ice capades....

by Deb N January 03, 2011

Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.

A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.

by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025