Dick Hatch

Slang for mouth

Holly: Let's be honest, the Braves are not a good team.

Taylor: Shut your dick hatch, woman!

by Sir Buttons October 31, 2021

Hatchet vs Genitals

One of the most disgusting videos on the internet, to this date. This video makes even 2girls1cup seem like child’s play. It features a man, some genitals, and a hatchet, the man proceed to get rid of the genitals, record it and share it with the world.

Dude have u seen 2girls1cup? Dude wtf faygot, have you seen hatchet vs genitals?

by Dro Co December 18, 2007

hatcher isolation

A common practice at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The process of studying in complete social isolation, with only your books and some (disallowed) food and drink, for hours on end, for midterms or other GPA-necessary assignments.

(Background: The Hatcher Graduate Library is actually an interconnected set of two buildings, Hatcher North and Hatcher South. It is possible to get lost in the stacks even with the guidelines on the floor, as many freshmen do. There are numerous small study rooms in the corridors, called study carrels, and are generally occupied (even when in the most obscure of areas) by undergraduate upperclassmen that have explored (and survived) the Hatcher stacks.)

Mike has been in hatcher isolation for the past week; I haven't seen him for days. That midterm must really be hard.

by Wolverine September 26, 2004

hatchback envy

to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.

My trunk is too small for all of my camping gear and I have no luggage rack! Hatchback envy!

by errr envious July 14, 2011

cum hatch

1. An opening, usually oval, on a chick through which ejaculate can pass and sperm can be loaded or unloaded.

2. An opening that serves as a doorway for cum.

3. The mouth of a chick.

4. Slang. The throat as used for drinking cum.

1. His usual utterance while cumming was “Down the cum hatch!"

2. "Shut your cum hatch!"

3. (In an Italian accent) Shut up ah yo' cum hatch!

by Mike00987643 April 1, 2008

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 7, 2006

bloody hatchet wound

n: 1- a vagina; see also v,poon

i'd never eat that girl's bloody hatchet wound

by d-man December 11, 2003