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Hot Carl/Karl 

A Hot Carl is the act of defacating on someones face. A Warm Carl is defacating on their face whilst covered by plastic wrap. A Cold Carl is defacating on a glass table while someone lies below.
Suzie prefered Warm Carl's. "Less clean up afterward.", she said knowingly. John prefered giving Hot Carl's. "If there's no mess, what's the point?" Lucy liked the added security of the glass provided during a Cold Carl. "I just like watching it come out! Fascinating!"

Hot Carl-"Canadian Style" 

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.
In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".

hot carl TN style 

the act of (somehow) shitting in a tube sock and smacking someone in the face with it.
the old lady pissed me off so i busted her with a hot carl TN style.
hot carl TN style by lefty gomez August 17, 2010

HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE" 

The act of shitting on someones face whilst they are sleeping.
"My girlfriend woke me up last night with a hot carl .... dream style." HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE"
HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE" by Preacher69 November 16, 2006

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.
My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

Hot Carl Sandwich 

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.
Hot Carl Sandwich by cjazzrun June 29, 2010