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Poole Hospital

A small conhabation of termites, MRSA, and coma patients faicies located in the best part of england, the south.

Also contains: Doctors, unqualified doctors(nurses), patients, E343, E321, Corn starch, yo mamma.

Warning: If you visit this place you probably have somthing horribly wrong with you
Dude i just went to poole hospital

I know i can see the torrent of blood.

Hey man, poole hospital just took out my apendix,

Ye, leave out the anthopomorphism, blood, is a buildin' innit.
by Sir Benja May 2, 2009
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Hospital Pass

Literally (in schools, the military, etc): A pass that exempts the bearer from normal duty so they can go to hospital.

Figuratively (1): A Catch-22 situation which will inevitably lead to a person being badly hurt, humiliated or otherwise up shit creek.

Figuratively (2): In sports, a dangerous pass of the ball that may result in injury to the receiver.
Drill Instructor: Private, why are you out of the barracks?!
Private: Sir, I have a hospital pass... oohhh...
Drill Instructor: I see, that would explain all the blood spraying from your neck. NOW, STOP MOANING YOU PANSY! AND SAY SIR WHEN YOU DO!

Bill: I hear you just got assigned the Smith tax account.
Joe: Yeah, that thing is a nightmare. The IRS are investigating the company and I am probably going to be called before a grand jury.
Bill: Holy shit! That account is a hospital pass.

Doctor: So, how did you break your nose?
Private: I was playing football and the ball was passed to me.
Doctor: That doesn't sound dangerous.
Guy: Yeah, but the ball smacked directly into my face at 200 miles per hour.
Doctor: Sounds like a hospital pass. Ha ha ha ha!
Guy: Can I have another doctor?
by Guy with face December 23, 2007
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Hospital sock

The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?

Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
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hospitality vibrator

A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.
If he doesn't have a hospitality vibrator in his house, he can't fuck.
by River Ratty May 13, 2021
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Hospital Pass

When a Quarterback in American football throws a high pass to a Wide Receiver leaving the Receiver's mid section open for a big hit from a defensive back, more times than not hurting the Receiver in the process.
The Wide Receiver was complaining about not getting catches, so the QB threw him a Hospital Pass.
by Twent24our August 24, 2021
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Hospital administrator

One who removes all joy from the practice of medicine
The new hospital administrator has hired a consultant to find out why the medical staff are unhappy.
by Knucklebuster June 21, 2018
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Hospital Hound

A person who constantly seeks treatment at an emergency room for conditions that require a lot of testing, but there is never anything wrong.
Nurse: What did you place in bed 12? Other nurse: Just a hospital hound, they were here last week with the same complaint.
by Dick Sledge August 21, 2017
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