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No Chance Hooligan

A moron, a time waster, a person who lives in their own world, someone who has no grip on reality, could be but not limited to a stoner, a crackhead a dole bludger etc.

This guy has no clue about money, petrol, living in the real world,what a No chance hooligan.
I went out on a few dates with Georgie, it was going well but then out of nowhere she stopped getting back to me, she turned out to be a real No Chance Hooligan!

My mate only wants to sit in his shed and get baked, what a no chance hooligan.

How much chance does she have? None!
by MichaelSchofield89 November 9, 2012
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we are 12 in this bitch like a hooligan

"We are 12 in this bitch like a hooligan" is a well-known expression in France, but here it's traduced: in french it would be: "On est 12 dans cette pute comme un hooligan". This expression is used mostly in the east of France. You can use it when you are turning up to a song or freestyling with your friends (basicly when you're having a great time)
Pierre: Hey man can you put that japanese hardcore trap beat on the aux so we freestyle like garbage

Justin: e-yo man that's a great idea, who's dropping them bars first, you ?

Pierre: Nah man go ahead , I'm not feeling it right now,

*music starts*

Justin: WE ARE 12 IN THIS BITCH LIKE A HOOLIGAN OUH OUH......

Pierre: Wow man I'm ready now
*starts freestyling in yedish*
by gaylordjackass July 30, 2017
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hooligan thug

“Oh he came thru with deals on tree he must be a real hooligan thug”
by Realhooliganshit August 24, 2023
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pouch hooligan

A guy who is simply crazy for finding pussy.
Martin is such a pouch hooligan. He hung around the bar after closing time talking to every girl he saw trying to bring one home.
by JackieTreehorn1 April 23, 2018
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Hooligans

The name of bruno mars fandom and can be used to call someone in it that really idolize bruno mars
A: "Hey, do you know the name of bruno mars fandom?"
B: " yes, it's Hooligans, and I am a hooligan."
by Hoolies May 2, 2018
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Hooligan

When someone ( normally a 12 year old ) tries to use the word hooligan in jokes to make them look like they know what they're talking about, when in reality no one knows what they are talking about. For some reason, these strange creatures from ages 10 to 14 atually understand each other, for they snicker/laugh uncontrollably at the sound of "hooligan" or the term "69". Perhaps one day, we will find out the secrete to this language of these very peculiar creatures.
"I said swiper no swiping ya hooligan... 69!!!!! Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!" - middle school boy
by jummpyduck0 April 23, 2015
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hooligan

A hooligan is a uneducated hairy dude that live in clans in bases on islands. They are oftenly found waving their arms in the air. They also hide in coconut trees and jump you. If you hear a moan, call the Hooligan Patrol at 62829-82920202938-88888
"Hey dude what-"

*hooligan jumps out waving arms and attacks guy*
Poor Jefferey got jumped by a hooligan. Call the Hooligan Patrol if this ever happens to u.
by hooligan2004 October 13, 2016
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