hooker

The greatest thing that gives crabs

I will knock up a hooker

by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022

Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.

I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."

by bitchuck May 27, 2025

HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR

THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

Hooker

1. A position in Rugby League. The player usually wears #9 (British)

2. Low budget street Prostitute or Sex Worker (American)

Alexis got injured last night. We are going to need a new Hooker boys

by MonkeyMagic83 November 24, 2025

Hooker Tooth

Dentures. False teeth.

She left her hooker tooth on the back trunk of the cop car while being arrested.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Hooker's Toothbrush

Gargling or drinking Peppermint Schnapps when no actual toothbrush is available for use, usually because a person has spent the evening in one or more strangers' beds.

Chloe begins every morning by using a hooker's toothbrush so that her mouth doesn't smell like jizz after she's been slutting it up all evening.

by SmallzTimerz September 27, 2012

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019