Hooker

How most men lose there Virginity among other things like , there wifes, jobs, and money.

"Jeffrey lost everything due to a hooker and the fact that he left his cellphone on the hotel nightstand with his wifes number saved in it."

by Matt Celeste November 13, 2003

hookers

A play on words. Another way of saying "who cares"

Jim: Dude, Christie confessed to me in her drunkeness that she's been banging Todd for like 6 weeks now.

Roger: Hookers....I've been seeing this sweet ass stripper for like a month now and she's waay hotter.

by StynkStar September 2, 2006

Hooker

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

I'm a hooker! I can't use these scissors!

by thelittleredgnome April 15, 2011

Hooker

Someone who sells their body by means of sex to make a living.

Dustin Burton can never love Sandy as much as I do because he is a hooker.

by MoonshinelovesSandy January 18, 2010

Hookerism

The Study of Hookering; The Religion of Hookering.

Omg, did you hear? Bailey dropped out of school to convert to Hookerism!

by aliximmortal February 2, 2011

Hooker

A term of affection referring to your good friends...love

No matter what, you'll always be my hooker.

by roughed up February 5, 2010

Hooker

The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

::phone rings::
Hey Hooker, what's up?

Not much Whore, wanna hang out?

by dragons_lament January 13, 2009