Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.
by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023
Get the Honeymoon trailmug. After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.
by Definitioninator February 24, 2021
Get the rehab honeymoonmug. Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.
We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!
by adzy88 July 19, 2018
Get the Bloody honeymoonmug. A murder-suicide.
Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary lately? Feels like they disappeared.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
Person 2: Oh you didn't know? They went off on a Philadelphia honeymoon last Christmas? Mary found out Johnny was cheating on her and she took him out with a .38 special and then turned it on herself. Ain't no coming back from that.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
Get the philadelphia honeymoonmug. Person 1: Hey have you heard from Johnny and Mary recently?
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
Person 2: Oh you didn't hear? They went off on a Philadelphia Honeymoon last Christmas. He found out she was cheating on him with Phil.
by WetBanditMarv December 19, 2019
Get the philadelphia honeymoonmug. by YETYland February 9, 2017
Get the Honeymoon Saladmug.