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hectoring

When someone lashes and is more grouchy than happy for the smallest of things, a person who is hectoring usually shuts themselves off from the outside world after having a rant or tantrum. The Act of hectoring is also how quickly a person can get upset and how abruptly their tone of voice goes from calm to angry in a matter of seconds.
Roommate 1: Hey, I forgot to take the trash out today, sorry dude.
Roommate 2: WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS!!!
Roommate 1: I said sorry dude, I completely forgot.
Roommate 2: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! (walks away)
Roommare 1: Geesh..that escalated quickly, I wish he would stop hectoring and just get over it.
by 00pseudonym00 May 14, 2014
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hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass
i just gave her a hairy hector
by tylermccaffrey1 December 18, 2008
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Hector Smells

by woopie poop April 2, 2003
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Hector Miranda

A fucking insane person who is really nice and always has a way to to turn even the most innocent things into something perverted.
grrrr, that was sooo a hector miranda!
by Hector Miranda December 23, 2004
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Hector

Hector can be a very respectful when your his friend. He always puts other informer of himself and cares for everyone. Hector dosent like seeing people down and only tried to get people happy. In the other hand when he dosent get his way he start being very very rude. He could spam all day with no distraction. You won’t like him when he is mad. He can be very disrespectful when he is mad and he could be very rude. If ur in a fight you will talk a long time to recover from the way he hurt you.
“Hector can be a great friend. But he is very mean answer rude when he is mad
by DaPerson7007 January 17, 2021
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Hector Gambit

Incredibly op chess opening. Characterized by pawn to H4 and immediately moving your rook into play. Used by Mangus Carolson to win 100 game. bueno...
I just used hector gambit and wonnered
by zachthomp2 February 11, 2021
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Handsome Hector

1.A sex move in which the male partner achieves a orgasm on the female's hair. Ultimately giving her a Guido Hairstyle like that of Jersey Shore. The sperm serves as hair gel.
2.A latino thug that doesn't care about anything. He's sexy and constantly banging white chicks.
1. Come over here bitch, ima give you a nice Handsome Hector!
2. Have you seen Jessica's boy friend? He's one Handsome Hector!
by JessicaBimbo December 7, 2011
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