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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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chloe hobbs

likes to have sex with rabid dogs, goes ibiza with caitlin sheppard and the lads, is not as cool, pegs ancient tombstones
your so strange like a chloe hobbs
by strange people September 5, 2025
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Hobbs

A fraudulently placed Governor who knowingly lost an election yet swore herself into office anyway.
Arizona is run by a Hobbs who lost in a landslide.
by Whatzupp January 25, 2023
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jake hobbs

guy w a big bootyyy
by user1643268 July 19, 2022
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austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs
by babychild June 25, 2021
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pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed
The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.
by robnrandy November 7, 2007
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Hobbes

A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.
Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.
by Bobtomato June 27, 2018
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