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Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020
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Hobbs Pull

The act of charging into a group of mobs in World of Warcraft grabbing as many as you can possibly handle then finishing them off with Area of effect abilities such as Blizzard, Consecrate, Hurricane, etc.

Made famous by Hobbs the paladin who has helped countless lower level players get some gold and experience as well as help other people make gold with his videos.

Best done with a tanking class any of which can do such a pull very effectively some better than others depending on where you are at.
Toon1: Dude, i need to level up quickly.

Toon2: Just ask someone to Hobbs Pull you through an instance its probably the best way to get experience!
by Slashbow August 8, 2010
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Hobbes

Literally a cat, who belongs to Ansem, which will be the first cat to make a billion dollars

#HobbesNotFinished
Eg. wow! I can’t believe how quickly Hobbes is reaching a billion dollars !
by Ansem’s Cat April 4, 2024
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austin hobbs

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy

he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle

he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
austin hobbs is a cool dude

lana is gonna marry austin hobbs
by babychild June 25, 2021
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Thomas Hobbes

A scared and anxious man, who wanted to put his work before Descartes.

Speaks of the every sense but that which is common, and cannot consistently spell any word.
Hey, have you seen my Thomas Hobbes? No I left it in Descartes.
by FrancisPancake October 2, 2025
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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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Hobbes

A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.
Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.
by Bobtomato June 27, 2018
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