One who low-key has some sort of STI OR STD, but keeps it on the down low and judges others when they have sex in order to feel better about themselves and their dirty dick/pussy.
Guy 1: Gina gave me some head last night!
Guy 2: Nice, is she gunna let you hit?
Girl 1: Eww Gina is a nasty hoe, she probably has crabs.
Guy 2: Really Stacy? Being a little herpecritical there. We already know that your clap is so bad it's a standing ovation. I can hear the crabs in your panties screaming "Encore, encore!"
Girl 1: *Silent*
Guy 2: Nice, is she gunna let you hit?
Girl 1: Eww Gina is a nasty hoe, she probably has crabs.
Guy 2: Really Stacy? Being a little herpecritical there. We already know that your clap is so bad it's a standing ovation. I can hear the crabs in your panties screaming "Encore, encore!"
Girl 1: *Silent*
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dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.
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Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.
Princess: A what!
Jason: Space herpes.
Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
Jason: Ah, it was..ah...a spa...adjle.
Princess: A what!
Jason: Space herpes.
Nanny: THAT'S DISGUSTING!
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Andrew: Yeah, well you're a taint.
Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.
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Robert: You're a cum-infested herpes sore!
Andrew: Uhhhhhhhh.
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