hidden hottie

A girl who wears baggy clothes and no makeup that hide her epic curves and sexiness

Matt: "I'm thinking about asking out Nancy."
Dan: "NO. She only wears sweatpants and never goes to parties!"
Matt: Exactly. She's such a hidden hottie."

by Bobo Wazini July 8, 2014

Mehrad Hidden

Mehrad Hidden is the best persian rapper and rockstar out there. Coincidentally he was also the co founder of the best persian rap group called "Zedbazi".

Wow I have a huge crush on Mehrad Hidden!

by SamNow July 9, 2022

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

hidden cave

when you're trying to stick it in but you can't see her vagina cause her pubes are covering the hole

dude I tried to bang Nicole last night but she had a hidden cave

by cinnamontaco October 13, 2015

Hidden hand

A reference to masturbation where a grabbler covered with tapestry sneake in from behind and gives an extra hand.

The triple jerk quickly became an octajerk when two more hidden hands appeared

by Sssstoopid Ssserpent December 4, 2020

Hidden Vallied

The act of rubbing ranch dressing on the mustache of a past out, unsuspecting person causing it to dry and crust on their upper lip.

I passed out at my buddies and when I woke up I saw that I got Hidden Vallied.

by ssdkay October 4, 2010

hidden finger

The act of angrily giving the finger to someone after you have left the room so they could not see you.

The angry wife left the living room and gave her husband the hidden finger to show her disapproval of his lazy day spent on the couch.

by Funnier Than Most February 26, 2011