Hellboy

see Ron Perlman.

"Aw Crap,"- Hellboy.

by BPRD Agent July 16, 2003

hello.jpg

A picture of a man stretching his anus really really wide.

Have you seen hello.jpg? He must of put a bowling ball in there to make it so big.

by Dedrin January 14, 2008

Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

brentwood hello

A Brentwood Hello is what it is called when a woman wakes up a man by fellatio.

Feeling something, i opened my eyes one morning only to be on the recieving end of a brentwood hello.

by Cynikal January 2, 2005

Hellmuthery

Of or pertaining to, Phil Hellmuth Jr.'s conduct either at, or away from the table either before, after, or during a poker tournament.

Ted's Hellmuthery was superseded by my own, when I tossed my cards into the muck.

by Mike Shields December 9, 2007

Albuquerque hello

Is the act of knocking someone out with a piggly wiggly bag full of starter fluid then burying them alive in an eight foot garbage hole in your backyard with a borrowed backhoe.

James: Hey, Jimmie, have you seen Janice?
Jimmie: No James, I haven't I think Karen gave her an Albuquerque hello.

by Fourty two September 13, 2019

Hello Fellow Human

Something that a robot says.

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.

by a user....yep June 3, 2018