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Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.

2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.

3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009
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Healey

An individual of great sexual talent and/or stamina. Also known to be gifted in the art of picking up lovers be it females or males.
These individuals usually enjoy acts that involve felching and/or skeeting
Whoa!!! man that cracker was a Healey tonight
by Jazzy Fizzle March 7, 2008
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crack headed

to do something so incredibly stupid it can only be defined as an extremelycrackheaded thing to do.
Did you hear about John? He's in the hospital because he lit his head on fire for $23 bucks! That is so crack headed
by joni miller April 10, 2008
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high-headed

for someone to believe they're something more than what they really are
why are you so high-headed about your job
by DWat October 28, 2013
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Bald Headed Prick

A young boss who shaves their head bald in order to be more intimidating.

Often of Asian or South American descent, these guys have no real qualifications to supervise anyone but generally married into a business through a business owners sibling. Known for being completely worthless as supervisors, always covering their asses, scheduling recurring meetings they blow off, putting off annual reviews and being generally obnoxious. Much of the time on vacation, skipping work or generally fucking around, these guys are never around when you need them, and seem to always be around when you don't want them to be. They also tend to think they know more than people who worked years in a field do.
Mike: Did you see my damn boss Mark today? He finally scheduled my review!

Pete: No , and my Bald Headed Prick blew off our weekly meeting again this morning, they are probably trying to golf those fuckers!

Mike: Fuck em!
by timmyv October 6, 2011
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Red headed strangler

A red headed strangler is a scary guy with red clown hair on the sides yet bald on top. A red headed strangler has large hands and hangs out at laundry mats. Often seen with a creepy flashlight on a hat and lots of safety pins and keys.
Omg, babe! There's the red headed strangler! He is so scary!
by Seaweed the Rapper April 2, 2015
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nappy-headed ho

1. Name for the Rutger's Womens basketball team according to Don Imus.
2. A phrase that will get you suspended for two weeks, then fired from yoir job.
Don Imus: "Thats some Nappy-headed ho's there, im going to tell you that."
Rutger's: "Were going to get you fired."
by ]ulio April 21, 2007
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