haul off

to ejaculate inside your female companion. to skeet in her.

I am going to haul off all in that girl mouth.

by god is my judgement February 13, 2008

Haul ass kid

A kid who speed walks around school or work with his arms straight and his head down.

Jesse: there goes the haul ass kid

Chris: Hes haulin ass!

by TrecarJ June 14, 2009

Emotionally U-Hauling

a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.

Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?

Person two : No what happened?

Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.

Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.

by technotrex October 29, 2014

v. haul off

Southern U. S. expression which means to do or perform an act.

If you turn that boom blaster up one more decible, I am going to haul off and slap you.

Come on, honey, let me haul off and kiss you one more time.

by Richard Black June 24, 2005

ghetto hauling

When one runs with great spead and without hesitation from a particular person, place or situation

when security showed up lamon and joe were straight ghetto hauling

by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003

corn haul (er)

The act of anal penetration or a person who enjoys said act.

A foolish, oafish individual.

"My woman doesn't appreciate when I try to corn haul her."

"That corn hauler wore my shoes home."

by Jonesy March 21, 2003

golden u-haul

The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.

In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."

by Mike Solidum June 29, 2007