HatchetDwarf

A legendary fighting irishman with the skills of a goat and a dwarf with a hatchet

BRO i heard HatchetDwarf is here. No wAY! he's a real FIGHTING IRISHMAN i've heard

by PhonyFerret May 24, 2021

Zac Hatcher

A fatty blubbernaught shell of a man. If you know a Zac Hatcher people say you should keep them away from your food. They are the type of people to never get full.

"Wait you know a Zac Hatcher you must be so hungry"

by Gilbert1968 September 22, 2023

Wap hatches

The access panels in maternity clothes that allow one to access boobs/“wap them out” for nursing.

The wap hatches on her top made it really easy to feed the baby.

by JB24Korvapuusti September 29, 2023

Pass the hatchet, I Think I'm goodkind

Badass song by Yo La Tengo from their new album, consists of Ira Kaplan going nuts on guitar for like 12 minutes

Woo, ima listenin to pass The hatchet, I think i'm goodkind SHOOP DA WOOP!

by kdajfklsdaiowekl;dg May 4, 2007

hatchet man

A symbol for psychopathic records and is recognized as the symbol of juggalos. Can also stand as a religius symbol for the belief in the Dark Carnival.

I run With tha muthafckin hatchet

by Kittin June 8, 2004

ass hatchet

The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.

Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.

by b double U March 27, 2011

hitched for half a monkey

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)

What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!

by E-go-go December 14, 2008