Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

Utah Happy Meal

The act of defecating in a toolbox. Usually as a form of revenge or to cause a problem.

My friend and I snuck into a construction zone and did an Utah Happy Meal in a workers toolbox.

by Utahs_Ronald_McDonald September 19, 2023

eat the happy meal

to swallow sperm

I told that bitch to eat the happy meal.

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017

The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.

My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024

Happy Meal

Slang term used to discribe drug paraphernalia. Especially those sold in stores to keep things secret.

Aye, im gona run to the corner liquor store and get some happy meals for these fiends!

by Amacken February 3, 2021

happy meal face

a big fat ugly face.

Note: This term derives from a slang pun quoted by Chris Rock in one scene in the Jackie Chan movie Rush Hour (1998).

"Get your happy meal face out of my kitchen!"

by legs21 May 21, 2010

The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!

"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.

by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023