screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

by Wes Jones April 23, 2008

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happner

State of being in which one is utterly filled with happiness or bliss, derived from Biblical reference, meaning "the light in ones soul"

Her love makes me so happner.

by Dr. retard March 17, 2010

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saint happening

Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.

Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.

by jim17g April 5, 2005

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happendahappenda

explanation for the unexplainable. when shit just happens. a convenient shortcut for retelling a strange story or event to someone. usually used to justify one's actions when speaking with a friend.

Zoe: "Jeremy, how could you possibly have ended up in a train station in Allston on a futon with Micol?!?"

Jeremy: "...Happendahappenda!"

by Stanflan August 5, 2009

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make it happen

To use a resourceful, underhanded, or primitive approach in problem solving that generally eschews a more sophisticated or otherwise superior method.

Joe: I threw my frisbee on the roof by mistake and now I can't get it down.
Rick: Here's a garbage can lid, some steel wire, a hole puncher, and some caulk. Make it happen!

by tirefire April 9, 2007

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what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)

Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:

"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"

by Mister B. November 18, 2006

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