Unexpected guest

They come along after a very satisfying and presumably finished bowel movement, post cleanup.

Me: "I just had an unexpected guest."
Me : "We're out of toilet paper."

Her: ~closes eyes, shakes head~

poop
feces
turd
shit
crap
bowel movement

All was clear after I swept the back porch, and then to my surprise an unexpected guest showed up.

by Stoodad June 11, 2016

I guess that's it

The last words of Ronald "Ronnie" Merle McNutt, before blowing his brains out live.

Ronnie: Hey guys, I guess that's it.
BANG.

by shitandfaeceseater September 14, 2022

guestion

Answering to a question which you are unsure about in a questioning way.

Greg: "Hey, Dave do you know the capital of China?"
Dave: "Bangkok?"
Greg: "Are you sure or is that a guestion?"

by EZ15 April 6, 2009

The Guessing Game

a game that people play over video chat where one side will pick a number and make the other side guess. If the other side gets it wrong, then they have to take off a piece of clothing. If the other side gets it right, then the original people have to take off a piece of clothing.

They were playing the guessing game and Brianna chose 3. Michael guessed 3. Brianna took off her shirt.

by BMKJA December 17, 2008

Guest Bartender

Someone who is bartending for an establishment at which they are not employed.

Erika is going to be the guest bartender at the Well tonight. And tomorrow.

by Jordan Roberts May 4, 2006

That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town

An expression meaning: Wow, that is really, really gay.

Said by Master Shake.

Master Shake: That is the gayest thing I have ever seen since gay went to gay town!

by Artifishalfish November 3, 2006

i guess

"i guess" is a phrase that can be used in response to almost any situation or comment. its versatility is clearly its strongest asset. popular uses include expressing disdain for something or someone, expressing uncertainty or confusion, expressing the irony and absurdity of a situation, expressing sarcasm, or expressing apathy towards something or someone.

Expressing:

-disdain for something or someone:
Jenny: Actually, you're not invited. Sorry, but, really, I don't want to have any losers like you at my party.
Jim (as she walks away): I guess...

-uncertainty or confusion
Barista: Double special ultra low fat soy grande latte or triple super peppermint vente no milk frap with whipped cream?
Joe: I guess...

-irony or absurdity or a situation
Jane (upon seeing her ex boyfriend with HIS new boyfriend): I guess...

-sarcasm
Jamie: She's cool, I guess...

-apathy towards something or someone
Jack: So, are you pro-life or pro-choice? Because I really feel that when you analyze both sides of the issue...
John: I guess.

by jsw454 July 6, 2005