forum guru

A fascist dictator who edits or deletes messages for his own amusement.

*Message edited by Hudson Hawk*

by Cat October 17, 2003

Guru Charan

Intellectual of Telugu Twitter , famous for E= mc^2 definition.
Well known as Gurupedia

Hey you have great memory , are you Guru Charan ?

by Kalyan June 15, 2018

Relationship Guru

someone who has the ability to build/fix relationships for other people, but can't seem to build/fix their own relationships
usually single

You better thank London. He's the Relationship Guru who put you two together.

by ZeroMindedPower January 5, 2018

boooty guru

a beauty guru with a fat ass

oh my good that girl is a boooty guru with that juciy ass

by urmomismine January 11, 2019

Luv guru

A helpful and a very Amish experienced citizen

I am the best luv guru so I will make Zana happen

by boiimawesp e October 27, 2017

google guru

Someone who googles everything

I am a Google guru

by Rita king December 30, 2016

Crypto Guru

With the recent explosion of cryptocurrency, crypto gurus refer to those individuals that make cryptocurrencies and the various personalities/internet celebrities surrounding the medium their entire personality, often to a cringe extent. It is also common for these individuals to insert crypto into any conversation imaginable.

Person 1: I want to get into cryptocurrency, I've been hearing a lot of chatter surrounding Bitcoin and Ethereum. Do you know anyone I can talk to about crypto?
Person 2: You can talk to my friend Tim, he's a total crypto guru. He won't shut up about everything crypto, I'm sure he'd love to talk to you.

Person 3: Did you hear? The Tesla Cybertrucks are finally starting to be delivered!
Crypto Guru: OMG! Tesla, Elon Musk! Dogecoin to the moon! Elon to the moon!

by ubcsauderbcom January 31, 2022