pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm

My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.

by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018

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grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

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Neckbone Grease

The grease on your neckbone.

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."

by Krackeno July 9, 2018

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crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

by biffula September 2, 2006

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1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)

1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"

2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"

3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"

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squeaky wheel gets the grease

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

by J Basc January 1, 2008

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Gransloshed

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.

George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.

by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013

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