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Gorkon

1. (n.) The planet from which the Gorkonese empire originated. It used to be ruled by king Asscrust, but he was overthrown by Moss, the leader of the Gorkon insurgency. He was then exiled to Earth.

2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.
"Hey what do you think about the Spankledrop's new military plans to take over the rest of planet Vormanaxia and restore Planet Gorkon to its former glory?"

"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"
by King Asscrust March 16, 2022
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Roddy Gordon

An elderly man who still does gigs for 50 years thinking he'll be famous, but always/usually ends up ruining his life & fails to realise it.
Don't be a "Roddy Gordon", you'll ruin your life & be the underdog of society
by R.Ham June 20, 2016
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Gordon

A word normally related to human naming gives power over those of law thus over-riding and creating laws within its society. Having a child named 'Gordon" automatically gives authority to the named.
I shall resort to the Gordon to pass this law
Gordon is the law maker here!!
by lawmaker123 August 12, 2012
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Gordon Brown

"In England we've got this one eyed Scottish idiot........." - Jeremy on Gordon Brown
by John Murff February 11, 2009
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Gordon Shumway

noun.
An Alien Life Form from the planet Melmac with an appetite for cats'. It's hieght is around midget and it is covered in brown fur. To this day only one has ever been seen, yet numerous items have been produced bearing it's image such as lunchboxes, backpacks, magazines, etc. While known for his "Yo Willie" catchphrase ALF also was a master of disguise thus explaining why the Ochmoneks never caught on.
stoner 1: "Dude look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
stoner 2: "Hey man, that ain't no cat, that's an alf."
stoner 1: "What's an alf?"
stoner 2: "You know, Gordon Shumway."
stoner 1: "Oh yeah, wait what were we talking about?"
stoner 2: "I don't know but look at that big ass brown cat on t.v."
by Nick Bockwinkle April 12, 2008
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goron

a stone eatig creature that lives in mountain areas such as Death Mountain. (as seen in legend of zelda:ocarina of time)
by ED 64 November 2, 2003
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Gordon Ramsay

An English chef famous for his raging temper in the kitchen. He is also known for presenting TV programmes about competitive cookery and food, such as Hell's Kitchen, The F-Word and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. He's the highest payed chef in the world, with a supposed 60 million dollar empire. He has been awarded a total of 16 Michelin Stars.

Oh, and he's HOT!
by iMilanoo August 26, 2009
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