Google Seppuku

"You use a Japanese text input tool and enter random Japanese characters into a google image search.

Then you count how many pages until you find an image so disturbing that you wish you never played the game."

"JESUS CHRIST!! What? Oh sorry. Not you. I was playing google seppuku and I lost. I lost big time."

by Stevy July 17, 2005

google killed youtube

Apparently Google employ way to many people who have nothing meaningful to do
So all they do is change things that already work
I remember thing like the google homepage and chrome, getting incrementally better, buggy interfaces improved, etc.
Now new updates just ruin all the improvements made
it's like some inefficient government run nonsense, ruined by lots of pointless committees, meetings, that have to be seen to be doing something, and in the end, just changing thing that already work.

Open comment board. Now, restricted comment board with accounts with real names, with lots of ways for people to block each other's comments, and report others like little babies! Google killed YouTube the day they bought it!

by BleachedPlasticJackscum November 6, 2013

Google Maps

At first it was just colored lines on a screen, now it's 3D and realistic. One could say that now Google Maps is beter than most video games.

I spent my entire history class looking for my house on Google Maps.

by Fat & Furious June 26, 2014

google deep dive

When you spend like years on Google googling usually weird stuff that you would never share with anyone.

"Dude, you been up in your room for like hours what ar- OMFG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SNAILS GIVING BIRTH?! ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER GOOGLE DEEP DIVE?"

by assappreciation May 11, 2017

Cum Goggles

Large framed glasses that many males find extremely attractive. At the back of his mind, all he wants to do is release a heaping, steaming load of cum all over those bad boys.

1) "Damn you see that shawty come in with those cum goggles on?"

"Yeah looking hella fine, Imma need to bust a nut all over them."

2) "Man you serious....she's getting Lasik? Good bye to the reign of the cum goggles."

by Trust_The_Process May 2, 2019

speed goggles

When one's ability to rationally determine someone's attractiveness is altered by his or her prowess at running (how fast they are). The speed goggles phenomena results in a direct correlation between fast track times (speed) and sexual attractiveness, and has been linked with many skinny, pasty young boys getting laid.

The term is derived from "beer goggles", where the attractiveness altering agent is athletic ability, not alcohol.

Guy #1: Dude... why is Jane so obsessed with that guy who won OFSAA? He has chicken legs and wears flappy short shorts. Not even good-looking!

Guy #2: Must be speed goggles...

Guy #1: My God! I'd better start working on that 4 min mile...

by speedgoggles April 19, 2010

Google Classroom

fuckin' dank ass school website most high school prisoners are forced to surrender their social life on the weekends to this wack ass bullshit. this website accentuates every aspect of hell complied into a website

Megan: yo nigga did you submit youre shit to google classroom ?
Stephanie: fuck dat bullshit miss kiesha is a wack ass bicth
Megan: yo shword!

by swaggy.steph69 January 14, 2018