Arctic Geyser

A sexual move in which liquid nitrogen is inserted into ones anus and in response, they fart out a large cloud of cold air, kind of like a geyser.

Person 1: “Yo dude what’d you do last night?”
Person 2: “Oh it was amazing! Me and my girl tried the Arctic Geyser.”

by clappage December 7, 2018

Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011

Minnesota Geyser

The act of coming and shitting at the same time.

That girl’s pussy was fire but I also had to shit so bad, that as I climaxed, I gave her a Minnesota Geyser!

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio.

Dude she gave me a Gladstone Geyser last night, I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess, but it was so worth it!

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Kneading the geyser

Kneading the geyser is when a person takes bread that is on the cusp of its expiry date and wraps it around a hard cock and proceeds to give a two-fisted-twisty-handy until the hot, creamy jizz explodes all over the bread. Afterwards, the bread is consumed by one or both of the people involved in the act.

I went to Carly’s house last night and noticed that her bread was about to expire. She immediately started kneading the geyser and we both agreed that it was the best snack we had all day.

by mr big daddy lover December 1, 2023

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 6, 2019

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023