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get off my nuts 

used when someone is being annoyed
Loser kid-"hey i called you like 12 times last night and you never answered"
Cool kid-"would you get off my nuts already"
get off my nuts by JSanchez February 24, 2008

Get off of me 

What you say to someone who is either-
1- Annoying
2- On your case
3- Actually on you

You say this in order to tell them to back off. It's just cooler saying it this way.
Bob- Hey man lets go watch iCarly!

You- Dude just get off of me.

Bob(to himself)- damn he is so cool
Get off of me by californiaboss February 15, 2010

get off my dick 

A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.
#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick

get off my jock 

always around a guy bein obssesed with him never leavin him alone
"damn shawty never leave me alone, she needa get off my jock"
get off my jock by sillyraee November 2, 2008

Get off my brim

Statement a douche bag makes when someone is calling him on his douchynous. It can also be used as a douche bag on douche bag slam when a D-bag is riding the coat tails of another douche.
Don't you think your tan enough Jersey?
No, "Get off my brim" and hand me my tanning goggles.

Yo bro this place is swimming with bitches.
"Get off my brim" they are all peeping me.
Get off my brim by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

get off his dick 

It means to stop sucking up to someone or to stop holding them to such a high esteem.
Immortal Technique is the best rapper ever!
Get off his dick

I think Obama is gonna be the best president ever!
Get off his dick
get off his dick by labou June 4, 2008