Gerber

Gerber is a fat old person.

bariatric refers to a fat person.

geriatric is an old person.

Why is that Gerber a pain in the ass.

by Smalldick3 January 12, 2024

Gerber

A term used to describe a person who has been babied

He's a little gerber.

by Rizzly Bear Jr. Jr. December 2, 2023

Gerber

An adult who has not matured and still acts like a child. Gerber’s are known for being a piece of shit and carries an ego. No one really likes a Gerber...

Hey did you see what Dap said earlier? What a gerber.

by Wetsausage0069 January 14, 2020

Stinky gerber

When a homeless guy dips his balls in honey and takes a shit on a dead raccoon and fucks it while screaming stinky gerber stinky gerber

Did you hear about the hobo that did a stinky gerber

by Hidden gerb March 2, 2020

Gerber

Underaged women

“Hey check out those girls.”
“Bro those are gerbers.”

by trentrooper August 3, 2022

Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”

by ImaPopAnyway September 24, 2022

Gerber

To spit up formula into your sexual partners baby lil mouth

I saw two dudes Gerbering at the club last night.

by rarkmaub September 12, 2021