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Gaper

A new skier with little to no skill, and insists to go on harder, higher speed trails only to keep their legs spread open wide and skis in triangle formation to stay slow the entire time.
Skier 1: "Dude, I was going down a black diamond and I almost ran into some slow ass gaper on my way down!"
Skier 2: "Ha, what a fucking idiot"
by Some Educated Clown November 29, 2020
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Big Gaper

"have you met that seb guy?" "Yeah I heard that guys a big Gaper"
by SuckPigShawn December 25, 2024
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Gaper

A person from outside of the mountains (that includes you, Denver) who arrives during holidays or on the weekends and wreaks havoc on the mountain communities. Texans are often considered gapers (or “gapes”, colloquially) but make no mistake, front rangers (Denver, Boulder, etc) you are gapers as well.
The fucking gapers are bottling up I-70 and city market again , so I can’t go get some groceries.
by Nigger324667324 February 26, 2023
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Gaper your Bingzoid

To stretch a man's anus wide enough to fit your head inside
Hey boy, I'm gonna gaper your bingzoid
by Landon De Loume August 27, 2025
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