Frosting the Penguin

The act of masturbating.

One who beats his goose rapidly.

Someone who jacks off a lot.

Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.

Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.

Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.

by benb92 August 29, 2009

Frosting the Liver

(1) "The practice of ejaculating into dinner meat."

(2) "Committing sex acts upon a two pound cut of liver."

(3) "Whacking off, 'come big boy come', screams the maddened piece of liver that in my own insanity I bought one afternoon at a butcher shop and believe it or not violated behind a billboard on the way to a bar mitzvah."

- John Oliver of the Daily Show, 8th Sept 2010

"Wolf Blitzer where are you on Frosting the Liver? Answer the question that America wants answered!" - John Oliver, The Daily Show.

by pwvl September 15, 2010

blue frosting

Behavior that is sweet and sugary - but completely fake. Just like blue frosting.

I thought she was nice - but it was totally blue frosting.

by Ratch March 21, 2008

Mountain Freshing

The pre-teen act of trying to get high by cramming three large peppermint patties in your mouth, and then drinking a liter of Mountain Drew in one go to wash it down. Also used to describe desperate and often worthless "legal and hidden" ways to get high, like smoking banana peels, eating a lot of nutmeg, etc. Started at science fiction cons in the 1990s, now big among cosplayers and weeaboos.

Guy1: My 11 year old brother was throwing up all night after Mountain Freshing with his gamer pals.
Guy2: He believes that stuff? What ever happened to marker sniffing? Kids today...
Guy1: Best smelling vomit ever, though.

by Opee Sea Killer November 27, 2012

Frosting

a style of packing a bowl of weed where you take a small nug or two and dip the bowl into some shake, packing the shake into the bowl inside of the bag. burns really fast and delivers monsterous hits.

Stoner1: hey bro, wanna smoke some shake?
Stoner2: sure man, but let's make it frosting and see how that treats us.

by dbtg April 25, 2009

bomb frostings

1. really good/cool; the shit
2. awesome in several ways
3. cupcakes from Lazy Sunday

Ex 1. Yo that chick is super hot AND smart she goes to Boston College? Damn, she got all the bomb frostings.

Ex 2. Babe i love that sweater its the bomb frostings!!

by lhsb11 August 15, 2007

Hot Frosting

after having sex with a girl blowing your load into a cup microwaving it and throwing it in the girls face

"He said he was gettin cinnaman rolls when he left the room then he came in with a cup threw the contents onto my face and yelled HOT FROSTING BITCH!!!

by conjon way May 4, 2010