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freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.
Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.
by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019
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Heavy Freight

A teen with an awesome boob endowment.

More so when coupled with slim hips and legs.

See also Yulia Nova the Russian Big Boob starlette
Man One: (noticing a well filled T) Betcha don't get many of them to the pound.

Man Two: Nah! Such big breathes and only 16.

Man One: yeah, some real heavy freight under there
by travelling_man January 28, 2013
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freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.
We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.
by brkavich June 8, 2010
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Cowboy Freight Train

When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.

Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.

2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"

Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
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Floridian Freight Train

The Floridian Freight Train intercepted and returned a game saving 2-pt conversion for the Buckeyes vs. Navy September 5, 2009. The huge Linebacker outran the entire Navy defense for 99 yards. The most exciting two point play in Ohio State football history. GO BUCKS!
by letsgobucks September 6, 2009
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The freight train

The freight train is when your having sex in a car, you put the girls head in the window but not to the point where it chokes her, ass in seat, then you put a cigarette with duct tape around her mouth, then every time the male thrusts, smoke comes out of her nose like a freight train
Harrison "dude did you have sex with that girl last night?"

Joe "yeah we did the freight train man"
by Voteless BTW June 18, 2025
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Harbor freighting

When a harbor freight tool starts to break because you used it more than twice.
Yo my tool is harbor freighting it's bent at a 90 degree angle.
by anonymous April 1, 2023
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