freight broker

A freight broker is a person in the lowest form of occupational sales. Similar to selling Kirby vacuum cleaners door-to-door. Selling a customer's shipment of goods from point A to point B, and convincing a lowly truck driver to do it for a lesser rate than what you charge the organization. Similar to the mining of blood diamonds in Sierra Leone.
Person 1: Antoine just got fired from KFC!?!
Person 2: All good! He just got hired as a freight broker.
by J-Rizzel July 25, 2019
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Harbor freighting

When a harbor freight tool starts to break because you used it more than twice.
Yo my tool is harbor freighting it's bent at a 90 degree angle.
by April 01, 2023
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Freight trained

When an individual takes an abundant amount of controlled substances at once, the substances hitting their system is often compared to getting hit by a Freight Train
"How many edibles did Becca take?"

"She took 10, she wanted to get Freight Trained"
by The_nyxie July 03, 2024
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Freight Train

A freight train is a hockey player that is so strong and aggressive that they completely run over anybody who gets in their way. A freight train will not only lay you out when you have the puck but also run you over if you try to get in their way or hit them when they have possession.
Guy 1 - "Dude, Ben is laying out their whole team."
Guy 2 - "I know, buddy's a fucking freight train."
by SunnyB31 August 10, 2024
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Freight Train

When you're so ugly your face will make a Freight Train take a dirt road.
Bro. My girlfriend can pull nice head but her face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road.

My grandma said Marie's face would make a Freight Train take a dirt road, then a dirt NAP.
by ARsithuldore April 06, 2021
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freight malfunction

when a scalywag says you have freight ready to pickup and she calls it in, but when they get there to pickup, the freight isn't even on the dock.
We have had a slight freight malfunction and will be ready late this evening.
by brkavich June 07, 2010
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freight ho

In the shipping business near O'Hare Airport in Chicago the expression "freight ho's" has emerged as a term to describes women who work in that industry.
She's is your typical freight ho.
by yo_yo_mah August 17, 2023
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