link farmer

Someone who creates web pages that are either full of links to junk, or full of links to other links to other links. Link farmers harvest popular search engine terms from search engines such as "free games" or "free ebooks" and include these search terms in their link farm. However, the page never has any actual content relevant to the search term. A link farmer is a more passive form of email spammer, but uses junk web pages instead of junk email.

Link farmers are an Internet lifeform that are just as bad as email spammers.

by Sly_Foot March 24, 2006

rollo-farmered

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

by Leonard33 April 19, 2008

thot farmer

A person who cares deeply about women and their rights

Hey did you hear about Sam? He's a total thot farmer.

by Thot slayer Dio August 18, 2017

farmer bob

a pedo farmer that grows veggetables and has lil boys as his "helpers" to pick his veggies and to do all his special needs

farmer bob: lil boy can u go pick those carrots for me and when u get back i have a lil treat for u

lil boy/helper: ok farmer bob....but do i have to be touched this time?

farmer bob: yes.

by Johnny Deturris August 9, 2012

farmersonly.com

A dating website for hillbillys that have no clue how to use a computer.

Also, this company created the most annoying commercials ever.

You don't have to be lonely at farmersonly.com!

by CATN1P December 30, 2015

ukrainian farmer

An absolute legend. Some say he stole Russian tanks with his tiny blue gypsy tractor

I've seen videos of the Ukrainian Farmer

by Dieter837 March 10, 2022

Chinese Farmer

Term originates from MMORPGs. Used to describe a player who will do anything repeatedly in a MMORPG to make in game currency. This usually is done by killing a specific target repeatedly to nauseam.
The "Chinese" reference exists because, generally, this "Farming" of items is done by people of Asian decent.
Most players do not find this tactic to be terribly annoying unless it directly affects them. This is usually the case when a player must kill a monster for a quest or item that the "Chinese Farmer" is farming.
In these instances, the "Chinese Farmer" will go through a standard repitore of griefing. Tactics include reporting "Kill Stealing" to "Game Masters", "Training" other monsters onto the player, and/or using or threatning "hacks" on that player.
These "Chinese Farmers" usually sell the items or gold they aquire to other players via eBay, IGE, or Paypal. There are some "Farmers" that are said to make more than the U.S. minimum wage using this method.

I can't get my Robe of Eliteness because some Chinese Farmer is camping the Monster of RobeDropping.

by delslow June 18, 2005