by Everything_been_deleted April 12, 2018
The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.
I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!
by D December 03, 2003
The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.
Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"
"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
by Johnny Feltskins May 23, 2008
by Alexandra January 28, 2003
When you or somebody else is stuck in between two Asians, often used in a sexual context.
Similar to an Oreo.
Similar to an Oreo.
Person 1: "How is you maths class?"
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."
OR
Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."
OR
Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."
by BeanJay November 19, 2018
by Frank Palace June 06, 2011
The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.
by J_money18 September 11, 2013