by Bag of dicks October 21, 2013
Get the foreskin flute mug.The shrinking and disappearance of an uncircumcised penis. What remains is a foreskin tag and sagging balls.
While trying to take a piss, it took Frank five minutes to find his foreskin tag. Fail, he pissed himself.
by Grandpa Frankie March 22, 2017
Get the foreskin tag mug.When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.
"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"
by EthanBlue September 16, 2018
Get the Foreskin Goblin mug.Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019
Get the Foreskin Fondue mug.by QueenK7 August 25, 2021
Get the foreskin slayer mug.Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"
by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021
Get the Foreskin Wallet mug.When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
by HueyLewisandtheNewz December 5, 2017
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