Satan

1. an Judeo-Christian invention to scare little kids and non-christians into believing in their fairy tale book called "The Holy Bible".

2. see Britney Spears and/or George W. Bush
"Satan = George W. Bush"
by like i'm gonna tell January 11, 2009
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Satan was/is:
- Adolf Hitler
- Josef Stalin
- Heinrich Himmler
- Adolf Eichmann
- Saddam Hussain
- Joseph Mengele
- Pol Pot
- Osama Bin Laden
- Charles Manson
- Idi Amin
- Benito Mussolini
Satan are more persons. See the above.
by Matthijs B May 16, 2005
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satan

A figure created by the Jewish, Christian, and Islamic religions (and their sects) to represent 'evil,' respresenting such ideas as selfishness, hubris, hedonism, free thought, and malice.

Every person has a bit of Satan in them. While these religion represent the death of Satan, it would only be more natural to balance the idea within you, rather than reject one totally.
A real religion would worship God and Satan together as two different aspects of the same whole.
by Steve Bennett June 04, 2005
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Satan

A wimp who doesn't rule over anything.
Hell is a place of Satan's torment,not something he's in control of or rules over.
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im satan
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Satanism

Satanism is a religon that involves spritual practices. Not animal sacrifices or maniacs bent on killing people for "Satan" no it is a... hmmm Spritual and all-loving religion. That is abused and misused in everyday life. It is a Pagan religion meaning noramlly polytheistic and to be created and founded first for people. Yes Satanism is polytheistic it believes in all the Demons and Demonesses there is, but they are good and angels are evil and there is no such thing as god Just Satan and his brother's and sister's and his Wife and all the other Demon's there are. They believe hell is a place you can visit if you find a gate to hell. And they see auras by opening their third-eyes. And they believe in reincarnation-die then born again- They believe in the winter solstice as a religion and many other holidays are placed alot of their artifacts were covered up by Christians trying to hide them and use them such as the Ankh-found in egypt- And some others I don't know the names to. And they also believe in meditation as a way to open your mind and stregthen your body and soul. Beleives in chakras also. And many more things, but those things would take forever to name.
I am a Satanist I go to the website. joyofsatan.com And in there it explains the religous aspects of Satanism Probally better than I do.
by PK-USA November 03, 2011
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most hated president ever (Hugo Chavez,from Venezuela)...
that satan doesnt STFU!!mofo!SOAB
by GDluverNm July 16, 2006
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