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pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.
Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”
by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023
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Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022
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Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.
by footy head123 August 19, 2023
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footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020
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footy family

An Australian family (not divorced). Normally with two or more children. The entire family goes for the same team. All the children do football training on Saturday morning (Auskick). The family poses a seeming endless supply of pointless team paraphernalia of which they will wear every moment they get. At school, all the children do is talk and play football during break time. They will also normally yell terms related to football during class time as random. Levels of intelligence across the family gene pool are questionable. Generally, all of the storage on the Foxtel box is used by recorded football games and various football related shows. Whenever there is a game, the entire family will crowd around the TV and yell at it. However on occasion they will attend an actual AFL match while wearing various layers of their team's merchandise.
That goddamn footy family, I can hear them screaming at the tv from next door!
by DinKukÄrMin September 30, 2017
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Good Footy

Jsig: "Cheers, Dazza"
Goat Big: "Fuarrr thats good footy"/
by thegoatbig February 21, 2024
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Footy

used by Brian chu to describe an individual as weird; doesn't act or think normally in the video game Escape From Tarkov
"what is he doing , what a fucking footy bro"
by lootgoblinVapor March 16, 2022
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