Fontaculosis

To be obsessively and compulsively changinging any font in anything on the internet for no particular reason other than to "Try something different"
I.e:
Myspace
MSN
Facebook
Etc.

Most cases of Fontaculosis results in the infected getting confused with which writing is which, as they regularly forget which font was theirs.

Example for Fontaculosis:

Tom: Lol yeah I thought so. (Crazy rainbow font with Italics and underline)

Bradly: Who the hell is writing this, stop changing your font man, I can't even understand it, and its a bad font. You're not cool, give up you noob.

Tom: Oh.. I see.. (Plain black Times New Roman)

Bradly: You fail. Get checked for Fontaculosis.

by CollinsRkpng May 19, 2009

Fontanelching

Sucking the semen out of the fontanel (the soft spot in the top of a newborn baby's head) after the fontanel has been used for sexual gratification.

"Mr. Wooster, please take greater care when fontanelching. You have dribbled cum, blood and brains all over your dinner jacket." sighed Jeeves.

"Well, having sex with a baby's heads and drinking the semen from it is pretty standard operating p. at the Drones Club, Jeeves." Bertie exclaimed with relish, "And one can hardly fontanelch tidily".

From "The Sex Offender's Register of the Woosters"

by Sanderson Jones December 9, 2008

Fontanim

n. An expulsion of gas or air coming from the urethra of the male penis; A male queef.

Brian couldn't help but squeeze his gigglestick after getting out of the shower to hear his own fontanim.

by Markee Mark April 1, 2007

Fontastic

Font and fantastic. Saying that the fantastic writing but simpler.

Wow, that book had fontastic!

by Killernitters August 24, 2010

Fontanet (Indiana)

This is a town full of drug dealers and murderers in Vigo Country of Indiana. No one here is clean, several Millers, Custards, Cremers, Masons, and Stevens. This town is also known for it's excessive crimes. With all the murder, Drugs, and rebellious actions there is always music playing there. Country, Rock, Folk. Rap music? They're all probably dead. The kids around here are always in fights or doing some sort of drug. Also the kids I saw were all taller than average. Personally coming from Terre Haute this town scared me. I bet no one here is clean, there is a festival there every year where the kids and fat old men do stupid stuff like play music and waste money. If you know about the "Green" and "Red" townlines made by Governors years back to show life there this place would be black. I saw several kids there and they all never heard of the knife size limit. I drove by woods and shit and saw tons of hand chopped trees. This country town has around ~200 people and around ~5 are clean. Night time is scary out there as well, kids are out stealing and smoking as the victims are asleep. If you are from a big city Like Terre Haute and stuff DO NOT move in this small town. I am 5'9 and I looked at this blond and dark haired kid and they we're both taller than me by a bit.

Fontanet (Indiana) is not a safe place, Dirty as hell.

by Nigpig420 October 12, 2017

fontahoma

I don't think it really has one that I could tell you. It means lots of things.

Josh and I made it up. It's hard to explain, but we understand it. It's like.... "Fontahoma!"

by Kate October 7, 2003

Fontalvo

To exceed all expectations in the mest way possible.

At first I though you were a fuck up but you fontalvo more than anyone else

by fontalvo September 26, 2008