A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.
by Flogendorf July 24, 2012
When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly
by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020
When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.
Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited
Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling
by Bonzilizard June 29, 2011
Hand-picked; hand-selected.
“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”
by Compatibility Issue April 15, 2018
When some badly craving Mac and cheese that you have to get a fix by buying intestines off the internet to fondle them
by Bonkanddonk January 29, 2021
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by Mike.R April 20, 2022