Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 6, 2010

gay flute

A creative alternative to calling someone a homo.

Dude #1: I love wearing skinny jeans!
Dude #2: You fuckin gay flute!

by powerade mutha fucka! April 1, 2010

foreskin flute

When a penis with foreskin is sucked . You are playing the foreskin flute .

Pam played my foreskin flute all night long

by Bag of dicks October 21, 2013

pokemon flute

Receiving a blow job while you are still asleep, and it wakes you up way before you need to be awake.

Damn, that slut played the pokemon flute at 4 this morning, couldn't go back to sleep.

by _1_2_3_4_5_6_7_8_ June 12, 2010

suck flute

A musical instrument a lady will play when she wants to make an exceptionally large purchase with her man's credit card.

One day, she wanted a new Louis Vuitton handbag. That night, she played the suck flute for her man. She played it so well, she could have been a member of the New York symphony. The next day, she purchased the handbag with her man's credit card.

by JayLovesHolly February 23, 2011

skin flute

a gay man's favorite instrument

Brendan, silly, can you come over here and play my skin flute for me? It will be thupar

by Ebag Nigel Gunther February 9, 2015

Flesh Flute

A mans penis, especially when another person is playing it.

David is a master at the flesh flute.

by Tatanka September 11, 2003