floner

A weak boner or more of a flacid boner than a full boner.

I woke up and I had this weak ass floner with which I couldn't do anything, even my sister.

by ma++ October 26, 2006

Flonga

A semi-on

Person One: Woah! Check out the rack on that!

Person Two: Ha, Jack already has a throbbing flonga!

Person One: Too bad he can't get hard since that unfortunate smelting accident.

by RickyC771 February 16, 2010

flonkers

its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers

hey bictch schwats up

nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!

NoICE

by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

flonder

a word from a rich family.
to walk to random places at a random moment

to flonder in the meadows at a good time

by chris ming May 13, 2005

flonkey

- A person who misses alot of skillshots (Aimed abilities) or bullets (Shooting Games) when he is low on health due to stress/fear

That guy is a huge flonkey! he had 15 shots and landed only 2!

by Zelfrax July 1, 2016

flonged

The act of sticking a thong up a girls ass, then using the shitty underwear to floss your teeth.

If my breath stinks its because me and my girl flonged last night.

by Chussyface March 11, 2015

Flongstic

A combination of flid, mong & spastic. meaning a very stupid person for which no other would describe their stupidity enough

I can't believe you got that wrong you flongstic

by Semtex1871 January 18, 2009